This is not just a story about drug addiction, but about a need and desire for a relationship that offers little reciprocity. Let me back up….. I haven’t written in almost two years. TWO. YEARS. I guess I’ve been out of words, although my husband would probably disagree. The truth is, it’s been a weirdContinue reading “LAYERED BISCUITS”
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TWO-MINUTE WARNING
I’m in counseling. I’m also great at intros in case you couldn’t tell. Actually, let me start over… Hi, everybody!! It’s been awhile! I’ve been busy writing books instead of writing blog posts, but I’m back! And also, I’m in counseling. Better? Whatever. I’ll fill you in on why I’m in counseling in a minute.Continue reading “TWO-MINUTE WARNING”
SUNSPOTS AND YOGA
Decisions, decisions. What in the world am I going to wear today? Should I eat those two cookies for lunch or like, a turkey sandwich on Ezekiel bread? Should I go to that event? Should I try yoga? Should I say yes to that coffee date? Should I start a podcast? Should I be aContinue reading “SUNSPOTS AND YOGA”
IT TAKES A VILLAGE
I wish you could be with me right now. I snuck away to the balcony of a venue I’m performing in Charlotte, NC. I’m watching the team set the stage. They use big words I don’t understand and they do techy things with cords they call cables and screens and pullies and lights and itContinue reading “IT TAKES A VILLAGE”
THE GIVE-BACK
To all my friends who read…it’s been awhile. Forgive my absence. I haven’t been blogging because I’ve been writing you a book – a very sarcastic, non-sensical, ridiculous, yet sadly factual, comedy book due out in the spring. I’m sorry I broke up with you so abruptly with no warning, but the truth is, IContinue reading “THE GIVE-BACK”
TATTOOS, REBELLION AND DIRTY NEEDLES
When I was growing up tattoos were taboo and rebellious. Today, they are widely recognized as a definitive, creative way for people to express themselves and tell their stories. And depending on said tattoo they are also recognized as lame, beautiful, hideous, symbolic, impulsive and/or intriguing. I’ve heard it all. As we well know, everybodyContinue reading “TATTOOS, REBELLION AND DIRTY NEEDLES”
KRISPY KREMES AND MENTHOLS
The good ole’ New Year’s Resolution – or as I like to call it, The List of Good Intentions. You know, those things we say we’re gonna do but usually don’t. Oh stop! You know you do it – “commitment” with no follow-through. Yes, there are those chosen few who actually say they will andContinue reading “KRISPY KREMES AND MENTHOLS”
MARTYRDOM AND DONUT HOLES
Well, here it is – another beautiful, ugly transitional time in my life. Am I being punked? It’s like I pulled up to the drive-thru window of life and ordered a #2 with a side of instability and mind-numbing fear. And super-size it, please. I wanna make sure I’m really good and full on allContinue reading “MARTYRDOM AND DONUT HOLES”
DEATH BY HUMIDITY
Can you die of humidity? Is that a thing (yes)? Because if it is then I’ve got one foot in the grave. It’s enough to make me wanna quit life. In Colorado, everyday was a good hair day. I woke up looking like a rockstar every single morning for four years. If you ever sawContinue reading “DEATH BY HUMIDITY “
PUMPKIN SPICE EVERYTHING
It’s FALL, y’all! Supposedly. I mean, it’s still a million degrees in my beloved hometown, but whatever. It’s my favorite time of year! I can’t even deal. I’m pretty much done with summer and showing the world my arms, so I’m just gonna move it right along. I love everything about Fall – pumpkin spiceContinue reading “PUMPKIN SPICE EVERYTHING”
HEATHER LAND 